jueves, 28 de febrero de 2008

INCOMPATIBILIDAD HORARIA

22 horas en mi casa. Las fieras están acostadas…probablemente no duerman..estén montando algún poltergeist..pero da igual..ojos que no ven…

Terminamos de cenar, recogemos la mesa y nos sentamos a ver una buena serie de esas que hemos descargado..si, si..soy piratilla.

Empieza la sesión, nos acurrucamos en el sofá y en el minuto 5 empiezo a notar que el ingeniero respira acompasadamente…me incorporo justo para ver como abre los ojos y dice…” no me he dormido”….
22:11.- oigo ronquidos…me incorporo justo para ver como la cabeza del ingeniero..cae sobre su hombro. Me entra la duda…¿le despierto para que sigamos viendo la serie juntos? ¿le despierto para que se vaya a la cama?, ¿no le despierto y dejo de ver la serie para continuar mañana juntos?... Todas son mala idea.

1.- “Despierta, que te estás perdiendo la serie”…Joder, si no me he dormido, pero además déjame que me gusta dormirme en el sofá..ya veré la serie mañana”.

2.- “ Cariño, porque no te vas a dormir a la cama que estarás más cómodo”.
-Joder, si no estoy dormido..además si me voy a la cama a dormir ahora parece que no tengo vida, que voy del curro a la cama y de la cama al curro”..
- Bueno, es básicamente lo que es pero en vez de cama pon sofá…¿qué más da??
- Que no, que me quedo en el sofá.


Esta solución se traduce en que le dejo dormir en el sofá y a las 3 de la mañana aparece en la cama con una contractura muscular en el cuello y diciendo… “ Tía, me podías haber despertado”…
3.- No le despierto. Termino de ver la serie. Me lavo los dientes, leo y me duermo. A las 3 de la mañana me despierto y como no ha venido a la cama…me levanto y está en el sofá durmiendo..en una posición que me asusta…o está muerto o es contorsionista porque ese ángulo de curvatura del cuello no es normal.

Le agito…entreabre los ojos y me dice.." ¡No me asustes! y que conste que no me he dormido….”

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...jajajaja...me suena, me suena, aunque en mi caso soy yo la que piensa que si te vas de la mesa a la cama es como haberse convertido en un viejecito. M también se duerme en el sofá y también me cuesta despertarle para ir a la cama cuando ya lleva 2 horas durmiendo, pero oye, al menos, aunque dormido, me hace compañía mientras veo la serie...jijiji...
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